Dont let 'im in without checking his passport thoroughly men, and ofcourse demanding a few bottles of hooch to guarantee safe passage and that someone doesent let his tubes down ...
.. If he wants to keep his windscreen wipers (if he has any) that might cost a half side of smoked salmon for the easdale boys though
Joking aside .. sure you'll have a good time John .. with some of the finest cruising sights in the world IMHO .. I'll be on the briney at that time ... but too far up for ye.
Now to business .. i'll make a wee space for you on my prayer mat for some weather