Rude??!! Let me tell you what rude is.
Having got back from the jaunt on Saturday, I prepared to wash the boat down. I carefully took my mobile out of its aqua pac and put it on my belt just in case anyone should want to speak to me - there are some! I then made with the hose. To cut a long story short, where should I spot my mobile.........yes, in the aft drain well, which by this time was full of water. Boy was I rude
Bloody belt clips.
Mind you, I think that mentioning Glenfiddich in polite company is pretty close to the knuckle too. Highland Park, Laphroig, Macallan, even Glenlivet, but Glenfiddich............
Come to think of it, the 'grey and wisen' might have something to do with all this; it was only a couple of nips the night before, honest