Smooooooth as in, white boat, white seats, laid back bench ones at that! Smooth four stroke. All very smooooth, just needs a G and T to top it off!
Macki bashing? No thank you, boat might get dirty.
Mooring? Oooh no, I'd have to row and the hull might get a fleck of weed on.
Jockey seat? Where do I rest my flask?
2stroke power? Nooooo, super smooooth cruise please.
High sheer bow? Ooh no, might hide the view of the calm water we go out in!
The polar opposite of a black on black oversized tubed, jockey seated military outfit!