I have just returned home from an exhausting 650 mile drive from Hanover, during which incidentally I encountered not a single traffic jam, signed onto Ribnet only to be met with a veritable torrent of abuse from certain well known members of the NW Ribsters. To put this into perspective I thought it pertinent to point out the following:
No. of North West Ribster cruises attended by Philip Davies during the last six months : 3.
Costs incurred - 3 X Little Chef Olympic breakfast with cafetiere : £26.94
Total mileage: 2,100
Estimated fuel costs: £300.00
Vehicle Depreciation costs: Volvo V70 - £500.00
Range Rover 4.4V8 - let's not even go there.
Accommodation: At girlfriend's but cost me 3 x meals out: £60.00
No. of cruises outside North Wales attended by Ian and MeMe: 0, yes you read it correctly, ZERO.
Ian, Peugeot 405 diesel - fuel costs negligible, scrap handling charge £25.00.
MeMe, Golf Gti - estimated fuel costs £75.00, speeding ticket £60, loss of street cred incurred by driving a Golf Gti at the age of 37 - inestimable.
THAT's dedication for you