Carly Baby, its dodgey enough for me associating myself with "mainlanders" or "overlanders". They are often corrupt and just plain odd (they seem to think it would be strange to dress up as a giant squirrel or wear a traffic cone on ones head!).
Anyway, I have evaluated the situation drawn up a risk assessment of the procedure and I am confident that the Jackeens are fairly normal. Anyway, as soon as they smell my chocolate cake, they'll be under my complete control
Des, I will take all possible precautions which include hanging turnips around my neck as I've heard this is a good deterent for mainlanders (much like Garlic and Vampires
Jackeens, thanks for the kind offer to take me back to Yarmouth but i'll be driving me car up to Cowes! I get the feeling you want to RIB as much as you can!