'kin 'eck! I didn't quite mean to spark such a response. I understand how vulnerable you feel Matt now that we have no Navy to defend us any more the French may come and seize them at any minute!
Seriously though, if we're prepared to go that far I think there are nicer places eg French coast (potentially anywhere, they are all nice), even Brehat etc etc.
You may not have appreciated it at the time, but here is my map
of potential destinations. I will add the Minquiers and St. Malo and St. Quay.
(obviously not from gotchidad)