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Old 30 June 2003, 04:34   #1
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The Ultimate One-Man SIB

Here we have the ultimate one-man SIB as used by the gloating floating bloated boater - Keith Hart
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Old 30 June 2003, 04:40   #2
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Where do you fit the outboard engine?
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Old 30 June 2003, 07:00   #3
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no outboard engine just jet power
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If I remember right he said he'd put the outboard on his head, but yeah jet power wouldn't be a problem, well, apart from not being able to see where he's going.
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'Jet Power'

He had enough fried onions on Saturday evening to cause this!
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Are we sure Keith isn't really a woman? Take another look!
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Old 30 June 2003, 09:00   #7
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You can blame the bulges on 'internal gasses'. Anyway the story is this.

We are about to anchor up by Abersoch. I volunteer to wade in and move DM's boat a bit.

"How deep is it here?" I asked DM.
He glanced knowingly at the depth sounder. "TWO and a half feet" he replied.

"Great, I jump in here then." I said. Splooooosh!

I disapeared for a second then shot up like a cork.

DM looked caringly down at me, whilst holding MY camera and said,"Oh sorry, I meant TWELVE and a half feet! Then promptly took the above photograph!


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