You can blame the bulges on 'internal gasses'. Anyway the story is this.
We are about to anchor up by Abersoch. I volunteer to wade in and move DM's boat a bit.
"How deep is it here?" I asked DM.
He glanced knowingly at the depth sounder. "TWO and a half feet" he replied.
"Great, I jump in here then." I said. Splooooosh!
I disapeared for a second then shot up like a cork.
DM looked caringly down at me, whilst holding MY camera and said,"Oh sorry, I meant TWELVE and a half feet! Then promptly took the above photograph!
Keith (that's what friends are for) Hart