You've obviously got far too much time on your hands while off on paternity leave! And if I did pull her you would probably ask to video it!
Actually the big lenses were great for taking pictures of people from a long way off - just tricky to keep steady!
Besides given that a good deal of ribnet members appreciate the finer aspects of female form I dont think its a problem. Besides, I posted the link to the boat pictures (with an unflattering shot of your chins!) - everyone just followed the links to the wimbledon ones!