Russian Submarine

gavin · 01 June 2005, 20:26

Our Comrades in Moscow have an agreement with the Irish Government, we pretend to be netural, and they sneak nuclear powered subs with nuclear missiles on board, into Irish ports.The subs lie beside submarine telephone cables, listening to phone conversations etc, coming out of the UK, we facilitate this, being Paddys, have a bit of a part to play in the Cold War, thats supposed to be over, its all very hush, hush I cant saw where this is for reasons of National security, just remember the Russians are coming, we have Red October right here in Ireland ,make sure your motor is trimmed out fully, in case one of these babies decides to surface.

gavin · 01 June 2005, 20:31

Kas, Dela neat, neat vodicha

gavin · 01 June 2005, 20:34

Любой одинокой женщине хотя бы однажды приходила на ум идея выйти замуж за иностранца.

Западные мужчины действительно сходят с ума по Русским и Украинским женщинам, и готовы на многое, чтобы найти невесту из России и Украины. Так что идея выйти замуж за иностранца - не сказка и не мечта. Каждый год сотни, а возможно и тысячи, российских и украинских женщин выходят замуж за граждан США, Канады, Австралии и Западной Европы.

Вы должны полностью уяснить себе, что вы не просто пытаетесь найти жениха.
Вы собираетесь ИЗМЕНИТЬ СВОЮ ЖИЗНЬ К ЛУЧШЕМУ.

Вы собираетесь иметь достойную и интересную жизнь в достойной стране и достойное будущее для своих детей. Вы должны конкретно представлять, какая награда ждет вас в конце путию.

В нашем агентстве десятки тысяч мужчин со всего мира с серьезными намерениями, и ищущих свое счастье в России и других бывших странах СССР.

Дорогие наши, милые, хорошие женщины! Никто не может обвинить вас в том, что Вы ищете легкой жизни. Это совершенно нормально - хотеть хорошей жизни. Ненормально - мириться с нудным прозябанием. Вы не обязаны оставаться одинокими или связывать свою жизнь с кем-попало. Вы вовсе не предаете свою родину, мечтая о жизни за границей. Каждый человек имеет право на счастье и достойную жизнь. Если вы созрели для решения начать поиск партнера за границей, не позволяйте никому заставить вас чувствовать себя виноватой. Вы имеете право стремиться к такому образу жизни, какого хотите, и если это невозможно в вашей родной стране, вы вправе искать счастья в любой другой. Единственное, вы должны четко представлять себе, чего это будет стоить.

Louise · 01 June 2005, 20:48

Gavin, when did you start working for a Russian dating agency?

gavin · 01 June 2005, 21:00

My Comrades told me that this was a transcipt of a sensitve phone consveration, they are obviously having a laugh, making me out to be the Thick Paddy, from the oul Country

Louise · 01 June 2005, 21:02

The Jackeens · 01 June 2005, 21:32

Gav

Guinness is a terrible thing

Us

codprawn · 02 June 2005, 00:53

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Originally Posted by gavin

Our Comrades in Moscow have an agreement with the Irish Government, we pretend to be netural, and they sneak nuclear powered subs with nuclear missiles on board, into Irish ports.The subs lie beside submarine telephone cables, listening to phone conversations etc, coming out of the UK, we facilitate this, being Paddys, have a bit of a part to play in the Cold War, thats supposed to be over, its all very hush, hush I cant saw where this is for reasons of National security, just remember the Russians are coming, we have Red October right here in Ireland ,make sure your motor is trimmed out fully, in case one of these babies decides to surface.

Nothing new really - pretty much what Ireland did during WWII - still hitler was such a nice person.......

Pete7 · 02 June 2005, 08:09

Gavin did you mean to spy on Russian Nuclear Submarines, take photos and report there movements

The British tried that once, our mans name was Buster Crabb

Pete

gavin · 02 June 2005, 19:40

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Originally Posted by codprawn

Nothing new really - pretty much what Ireland did during WWII - still hitler was such a nice person.......

There are approx 5500 wrecks around the British Isles , a very famous one is the Leinster, she lays on the Kish bank, maybe 8 miles east of Dun Laoghaire, the Leinster was the mail boat from Dun Laoghaire to Holyhead, she is one of many vessels lost from Irish ports, that were sunk by German subs, only when it was torpedoed, it was en route to Holyhead carring passengers with the mail. Have you ever been to Malin Head or , seen the word Eire , made out of stones on the ground, visible from the air, to stop German bombers dropping bombs on Ireland, or visited the North Strand in Dublin, which felt the brunt of misplaced German bombs. Are you maybe confusing history with the Cuban missile Crisis, and Castro I though this post was about Russian Subs?

Scotty · 02 June 2005, 20:01

This is the problem with the "Brits" on the "Mainland" Gavin...

gavin · 02 June 2005, 20:08

Yeah views expressed on the Mainland , wouldnt necessarly concide with views and opinions expressed in this part of Western Europe, when I say Europe I would be including countries truly European .For example , common currency Euro zone, speed limits in metric ( kms) etc etc.
I would also like Russian Submarines to feel very welcome when they do indeed visit us , as they do

codprawn · 03 June 2005, 00:10

Just as well Britain didn't declare herself "neutral" - seem to have heard we actually stuck our necks out to get rid of the Nazis!!!

As to being a "European" what the hell does Southern Ireland have in common with places like Germany or Italy??? Just beacuse some idiots in Brussells have dreamt up a way of fleecing people doesn't make us all united - whoops just remembered - Eire has done rather well out of Europe recently - unlike the UK who has had to pay to drag many countries into the modern world - Spain being a classic example!!!

And don't think I am anti Irish - Ireland is a great country and I have always found the people very friendly - personally I preferred Eire when it was a bit more "quaint" than it is now - much like West Wales - after all there isn't much difference really!!!

gavin · 03 June 2005, 16:25

There is nothing recent about Ireland doing well out of the EEC , we have been members since 1973, you might also note that in 1963, and 1967 Britian had its application refused to join the EEC.
Comparing Ireland to Wales , now that is a joke, Ireland has the fastest growing economy in Western Europe, another very real reason why Ireland has done so well recently,unlike Wales.
In addition to this, Irish people would be very proud of their neturality.
As Irish citizens, we know none of our taxes paid goes towards wars, in other parts of of the world.
Spain has done very well out of the UK, buts thats down to people travelling there and spending currency.
As far as Brussels fleecing the UK is concerned, when you guys join the Euro, and it will happen sooner rather than later, as the UK will be unable to continue to trade competively with the transperancy Euro brings.
Another reason why Ireland prospers,

Why for example would I buy something in the UK, change my Euro to Sterling, pay a transction cost at the counter of my Bank Branch, on top of the cost of the goods I am purchasing, when I could simply do a Euro to Euro transfer in a Sister European country, even if I wanted to buy in the UK, its not viable any more.

Ireland hasnt declared herself netural, it has been netural since its foundation as a free State in 1921.

Pete7 · 03 June 2005, 18:40

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Originally Posted by gavin

Ireland hasnt declared herself netural, it has been netural since its foundation as a free State in 1921.

And long may it continue. A susperb location and two visits only wetted the appetite for more.

Pete

codprawn · 03 June 2005, 19:24

The reason I likened Irish people was NOTHING to do with economic reasons!!!

It is all very well being neutral but there ARE times when turning the other cheek is just NOT an option - standing up to Hitler just HAD to be one of those times - good job a lot of other countries had the guts to do something about it!!!

You seem to have a VERY rosy view of the EU - have you ANY idea of the massive subsidies Ireland and Spain have received?

Ireland rejected the Nice treaty because

" But the treaty's opponents, including the Greens, the republican Sinn Fein, socialists and a number of religious groups, say Ireland will lose generous EU subsidies if new, poorer members are admitted"

And you say you HAVEN'T had big subsidies???

Spain has also had massive subsidies - have you seen their roads??? Dual carrigeways leading to tiny villages with NO traffic - it's a farce!!!

As to Britain joing the Euro and it being the way to go look how many countries are now regretting it - just ask the Spanish people or the Dutch what they think of it now!!!

I think people are at last waking up to what the EU is really about - even the French and the Dutch are turning against it now - just look at what happened to their votes for the Constitution!!!

Scotty · 04 June 2005, 09:37

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Originally Posted by codprawn

And don't think I am anti Irish - Ireland is a great country and I have always found the people very friendly - personally I preferred Eire when it was a bit more "quaint" than it is now - much like West Wales - after all there isn't much difference really!!!

Sorry for having the fastest growing economy in Europe for the past 10 years or so and for reaping the benefits of not being a net contributor to the EU coffers etc. You sound like a very balanced person Codprawn

gavin · 04 June 2005, 10:31

codprawn · 04 June 2005, 11:56

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Originally Posted by Scotty

Sorry for having the fastest growing economy in Europe for the past 10 years or so and for reaping the benefits of not being a net contributor to the EU coffers etc. You sound like a very balanced person Codprawn

Oh and your views are SO unbiased...............

No wonder you love the EU so much - where would Ireland be without it???

gavin · 04 June 2005, 12:13

From Submarines to Lepreachuans

only in Ireland