WHAT!!!!!
I knew
*!*@$!**** all about this!
I told you I had no friends, they never invited me. As it happens last weekend I was working on a REAL murder mystery, anyway I digress.
Right next year I'm going to gatecrash. Who organises this? What is their address? Do they wear bullet proof vests?
Pause............
Calm down.............
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Why don't we have a SIB meeting here? Some of you with HUGE ribs (Brian - he even has a swimming pool on Cyanide) have sibs as well. There are even one or two with sibs or small ribs. I tried to organise something in Scotland but it was obviously too far for everyone (bloomin' southern whoopsies) (hey now back me up here you tough Northern Ribers).
So when, where? I'll even bring Quicksilver down for it. Anglesey? Norfolk? The south coast even? I'll even get Bill on his Avon along (engine or not).
OR
How about a sib (and small rib) cruise from John o' Groats to Orkney.
Well, what do you think? I'm game.
Keith (perhaps they didn't invite me because they thought I would eat all their food) Hart