Originally Posted by The Garfish
wot de fuk doo yew nead a worterprewf sweete forr. doo yew doo worterspawts inn yorr livin rewm.
s.p. hooz gil
Could have warned me Garf that Chris was into that sort of caper!! I had lunch with him yesterday. Luckily, he didn't try to tap me and the missus up for a bit of slippin' and slidin' around the lounge!! He did squeak a bit when he walked though, reckon he bought the whole waterproof outfit. Pants and all!
Anyway, can't see what the fuss is with all of these courses. I've never bin on one in my life. I've only ever lost two boats and had the Lifeboat out four times!! Waste of time.