Originally posted by Jono Garton
and dave booked in to the delights of the local B & B
This is true. Apart from the fact that the bed was three inches shorter than me, the deciding factor was, on waking at four a.m. requiring a leak, I couldn't find my jacket and shoes. Not wishing to disturb anyone while blundering around in the dark, looking for clothes, I found myself standing in six inches of mud wearing just a pair of boxers in the pitch black freezing bloody cold of a Welsh winters night. The sheep were getting excited but I reassured them that I was English. For future reference, I don't do caravanning/camping, boiling water in phallic symbols or any of the other wilderness activities that Mr. Greenwood indulges in. Thank you.