Boat Wars

[DM]

Ignoring the colregs, Dirk and Jayeff creep up on an unsuspecting ribber in their cunningly disguised raceboat.

[DM]

Dirk and Jayeff ram the rib at 60knots. Little do they know that the rib was built by a famous northern eccentric. Worried by the amount of logs floating down the River Ribble, he had the boat made out of inch thick alli.

[DM]

Ooops, the race boat's AVS has been achieved leaving Dirk, to muse on the day he crossed oars with the Rib Posse. Much to his embarrasment, Jonny(any rib in a storm)Fuller was saved by the ribber. There is a rumour he was last seen on the M4 towing "Leviathan" to the Henshaws factory

[Manos]

I can imagine that happening for real LOLOL

[Jonny Fuller]

Dave, that's truly exellent!, however, one question is uppermost in my mind, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A TOY RIB AND A 28' PHANTOM IN YOUR BATH?

P.S., you've got too much time on your hands!

I bet you cried with laughter making your little cartoon!, are you sure your name isn't David Spielberg!

You're quite mad!

[Jonny Fuller]

MANOS YOU TWONK, IT DID! well almost.

[Manos]

UPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[DM]

Originally posted by Jon Fuller
MANOS YOU TWONK, IT DID! well almost.

Manos, he's telling the truth. After trying it on with a rib owners rooster, his ringpiece was ticking like a budgies eyelid.

David(barking)Manning

[Manos]

These things happen unfotunately ...... thinking (and I thought that the sea was a wide area LOLOL)

[Jonny Fuller]

I'm never going near another rooster again!