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Old 09 September 2010, 22:04   #21
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That sounds familiar

Have you been necking the Heads & Tails again?
Not since I was a nipper ..... .... oh I must stop laughing at me own jokes
now get on with it ...... when are ye coming out ?
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Old 09 September 2010, 22:05   #22
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Look forward to receiving an invite to willk's orchard in 2012
A quick visual Quantity Survey this evening suggests that there might be about 400kg+ of fruit. Which should mean at least 200L of juice (with the new kit) so that's, um, 266 wine bottles of sparkling cider...
So I may need help in 2011
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Old 09 September 2010, 22:09   #23
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...... when are ye coming out ?
After ewe...

Mrs willk says that I'm not allowed to go gay until she's finished with me, and since she's some thirteen years my junior, it could be ages yet

Sorry to disappoint!
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so that's, um, 266 wine bottles of sparkling cider...
So I may need help in 2011
Ok, more than happy to give you a hand with that





......as long as you leave that dress in the wardrobe
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since she's some thirteen years my junior,
shes only a gimmer

You could look at it the other ways .. your tupping days must be about done
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Not since I was a nipper .....
Here, that was quite good...

I just got it

Speaking of missed opportunities, you were SUPPOSED to say:

Thirteen? Unlucky for some!
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......as long as you leave that dress in the wardrobe
Deal
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I've just got a horrendous image of Willk sitting in his y-fronts drinking cider
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I've just got a horrendous image of Willk sitting in his y-fronts drinking cider
OK, I'm gonna specifically exclude Jambo* from this, and say that I'm starting to get seriously worried about yis Scroatish lads now...

Dammit, this is a Quality Product

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I've just got a horrendous image of Willk sitting in his y-fronts drinking cider

Whilst embarking on a Rab C Nesbit style rant about the price of petrol and fags
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OK, I'm gonna specifically exclude Jambo* from this, and say that I'm starting to get seriously worried about yis Scroatish lads now...

Dammit, this is a Quality Product

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Well thank you for that I dont know if I deserve it or not!! It begs the question worried in what way? Is it our demonstrative culture, witty banter or the DRINKING!!

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Whilst embarking on a Rab C Nesbit style rant about the price of petrol and fags
Oh I get it now, (thanks to Youtube)! I'm at something of a disadvantage with cultural references to TV, as I don't have one.

It saves me enormous amounts of time...

...that I can waste on here
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I'm at something of a disadvantage with cultural references to TV, as I don't have one.
Having said that, I do seem to be living in the Discovery Channel. I've just this minute spotted this lad outside the kitchen window - he was foraging on the ground and my pack of Mouse Hounds nearly had him.

The other yoke turned up in the house last week. Mrs willk goes mental when they fly around the big hall. Never a dull moment
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dats a mogwai

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dats a mogwai
I did wonder. Water won't invigorate this one though...
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Nocturnal Flying Whotsit

Bad night. Woken at 0430 by the mouse hound pack chasing something around the house. Peered out bedroom door only to have hair parted by a Brown Flying Whotsit (aka a mogwai). Much flapping of towels and pillowcases failed to catch said intruder as it flew "bumps & circuits" through the big hall, up the stairwell, along the corridor (past Boudoir willk) and down over the balcony to repeat the process. It finally went to ground inside the ceiling rose of an electric light where it spent the night complaining. Mrs willk is not a happy woman. I must get ladders and high things today to scale the 13' to the fitting.

As for the catch, I'm undecided. Strawberry nets or a tennis racquet?

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I wouldn't worry too much.

There's lots on here reckon you've had bats in your belfry for a long time.
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I wouldn't worry too much.

There's lots on here reckon you've had bats in your belfry for a long time.
I don't.

There's lots on here who have multiple personality disorders and suchlike. It's almost a kind of online asylum.

I'm in the best of company
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hair parted by a Brown Flying Whotsit (aka a mogwai). Much flapping of towels and pillowcases failed to catch said intruder as it flew
I hate those guys ... sounds like you got a problem there small colony in the house wall cavity perhaps ? (south facing usually)

hope not
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sounds like you got a problem there
I do, the place is infested with them. However, I think it's the mouse hounds that catch 'em and bring 'em in for a bit of Sport...

I don't mind them, they add a certain something to the place.

Droppings, mostly.
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