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Old 08 December 2004, 09:57   #1
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1990's vintage teenager for sale.

For sale.

One teenager daughter. Comes complete with “attitude” and a full range of accessories, including phone bills, clothes bills, shopping bills and vast fuel bills from all that running around ferrying her around. Expensive to run and no tangible rewards, or even the odd thank you!
Would definitely suit someone with a great deal of disposable income and huge reserves of calm and patience.
Would consider part-ex for something less hormonal. Perhaps you have a half-crazed terrorist that we could exchange?
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Old 08 December 2004, 09:59   #2
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I guess you're having a particularly bad day, huh? She'll make someone a lovely wife one day!
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Old 08 December 2004, 10:04   #3
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Try not feeding for a week while applying leaches, I find this keeps tantrums to minimum and saves money to boot. My teenagers are 4, 7 and 11 how old are yours
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Old 08 December 2004, 10:08   #4
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She'll make someone a lovely wife one day!
Not if she's inherited his looks she won't
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Old 08 December 2004, 18:42   #5
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Sell her on e-bay ...
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Old 09 December 2004, 17:00   #6
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Be aware there is a complicated 'resolving disputes' system on ebay if the buyer thinks the purchase is not 'as described'
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Old 13 December 2004, 04:32   #7
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Jono, have alook under "A" in your local telephone directory for your local recruiting office. Several months of physical training before breakfast, kit inspections and lots of drill should do the trick. You will need to give parental consent to have sibling re-programmed into a smart, drug free and polite young person and only when this is achieved will they be allowed to return home for very short periods of leave. Much cheaper than a boarding school or university.

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Old 13 December 2004, 05:19   #8
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I guess you're having a particularly bad day, huh? She'll make someone a lovely wife one day!
They said that about Brit!

Scary des my teenager is 27!
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....Scary des my teenager is 27!
27....27.. That means I’ve got another 23 years of this I’d get less time for killing someone Still they do have their moments' daddy I want a credit card for Xmas then I can buy presents I really want'

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27....27.. That means I’ve got another 23 years of this I’d get less time for killing someone Still they do have their moments' daddy I want a credit card for Xmas then I can buy presents I really want'

Des
Mine is only 7 and she is just as bad!
Jesus some day's not sure she will make it to being teenager
Mind you for all her faults would not change her for the world.

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